About Edie Lau
My pronouns are she/her.
Please feel free to tell me yours when we meet.
I won’t re-iterate the copy you have seen on my advertising, this page is different!
I promise ;)
Inner shell
I am a thoughtful, curious and imaginative person who likes creating, fixing and learning things. I enjoy the slow process it takes to re-learn instruments and the satisfaction of mending a well worn garment.
As someone who has always thought outside of the box, I first found this career change to be refreshing and unique. A few years in, I realise now that the confidence I’ve gained as a s*x worker has brought strength and assuredness into other areas of my professional life.
This kind of work brings our paths together, however they have crossed and I truly believe that’s something special. I write all my advertising myself, set dress, coordinate and plan all my photos (often self shooting them for social media). Everything you see here is put together by me. If that resonates with you in some way then we would likely get along.
Being close with someone and the opportunity to connect with you means something to me.
Over time, experiences with people have given me the chance to re-evaluate and ultimately treasure time, pleasure, need and human behaviour with all its quirks and intricacies.
I am:
A human being! One who considers life earnestly but also loves to appreciate absurdity, un/expected joy and “whimsy”
Grateful to people who shape the person I am and the person I am becoming
More than productivity and a physical form. Not defined by a quantitative or social output to the world
Organised, communicative and selective about how & who I spend time with
Simultaneously a homebody and an avid adventurer, traveller and dreamer
Appreciative if you’ve gotten this far!
Not sure if reading longer form content is what people do nowadays.
I’d like to hear your stories and maybe share some of mine.
I’d also like to do other consensual things with you, but I don’t want to get My website banned!
I go where the journey takes us.
I value safety above risk, assertion before the unspoken and kindness above all else.
Outer shell
The body I have made a home in, is tattooed, petite, gaining muscle, strength and a powerful core since I started (moderate) training in early 2022 (I can’t believe I still do it - shout out to my trainer).
*As I update this in 2026, I can now do an 18kg kettlebell halo.
I have soft curves, a round behind, a bright infectious smile, long hair, tattooed arms and an oddball sense of humour but you can decide that for yourself!
Adornment
On being my whole self, my vibe is a flirty dress + jumper/cardigan when it’s cold, comfy shoes and a fresh face when we meet with minimal or no makeup.
Unperfumed unless it’s gifted to me (by you) or requested.
I can glam up a little for dinner dates - request this if we are going somewhere fancy.
Realistic outfit/lingerie requests are welcome!
Sadly, I don’t have Frank’s bunny suit from Donnie Darko or Divine’s red fishtail gown.
Need to read more?
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good communication, seafood, theatre, oyster mushrooms, fresh herbs, bergamot, using loose leaf tea (will settle for tea bags), editing this website lol, going to the cinema, trying a recipe for the first time! dresses with pockets, discovering new music, all bellies on all bodies :), comfy sweaters, a good mystery, eye makeup on other people, rainy afternoons with a book or playing tetris, unisex perfumes, an infectious laugh, engrossing stories, homewares shaped as fruit/vegetables, non-alcoholic gin + negronis, cult cinema, diving down a youtube rabbit hole, travelling with only carry on luggage, watching people react to something I find funny, mechanical keyboards, synths, blue cheese, talking to friends far away online, native birds - including Ibis
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AI, people taking my glasses off without asking, gym/diet culture*, wearing heavy eye makeup (I have sensitive skin!), sarcasm designed to injure, all electronic music being referred to generally as EDM, having to teach people very basic manners, getting way too lost in my phone, overly sweet soft drinks or desserts, heavy perfumes, gardenia in perfume, mud cake, abundance of raw onion/green onion, potato gem shortage at the supermarket, fondant icing, bobby pins, *men who message me telling me they are ‘fit and white’ like this is meant to mean something to me, updating my phone, inconsiderate booking requests, weak tea, most western made bras, Darren Aronofsky, Sci fi that relies on fear/anxiety to captivate its audience, endless talk without action or planning
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I like reading and writing in my spare time, sharing and cooking meals with friends, fixing clothes, collecting small objects and found things, admiring and experiencing wonder, puns with my friends, dancing by myself or with someone, seeing live music or theatre, trying new food anywhere, walking in nature, discovering new (secret) places, taking naps + indulging in rest, watching thrillers from the 90s, making someone's day by being kind, travelling and challenging my mind.
Do people even read these things anymore?
Tell me the strangest thing you’ve seen or overheard lately!