don’t do these things, thanks!
What gives you the solid ick?
I’m not an easily ick-able person.
Trust me, I’ve done my share of personal care work and it’s truly not anything body related that ever icks me.
It might be age, it might be the days turning into weeks turning into years…
No!
It’s that I like to demand more for myself because I love being treated well and for me, an integral part maturing is knowing yourself and what you need as well as what what you tolerate.
You know from my About Me page, what I like and don’t like.
Here I’ll tell you in succinct details what grinds my gears.
I won’t offer any explanation.
Work it out for yourself, please.
Pushing boundaries: taking advantage of my kind heart
Telling me about your extensive career prior to refusing to pay a deposit or screen
Not replying to texts promptly after attempting to make a very last minute date
Refusing to shower when your booking time has started
Making disparaging assumptions about my career, personal achievements and education level
Asking me very personal questions as a presumption of our physical intimacy being equal to emotional/deeper intimacy
Not addressing me by name when you have messaged me for the first time
Throwing rubbish on the floor at my in-call
Refusing to shower when your booking time has started
Refusing to shower when your booking time has started
Refusing to shower when your booking time has started
…Did you know that refusing to shower when your booking time has started is disrespectful?
Consistently not communicating or not attempting to make an effort to communicate, whilst showing up very late
Disrespecting my time by attempting to overstay without paying me
Messaging me from your wife’s number and then giving me your actual number and asking me to text that one (!)
Asking me for pictures without payment
Being rude to hospitality staff/any staff!
Telling me you’re a respectful person whilst doing all the things on this list
Using this blog post as a list to fish for more details during your booking time
This isn’t an exhaustive list!
Don’t be a dickhead!
It’s also very important, so print this out and put it on your communal fridge at work.
Just kidding don’t do that but DO memorise it and if you catch yourself doing any of these things, take your shoes and socks off and kick the closest wall with your big toe as hard as possible.
Thanks!!!